Ladies and Gentlemen...Feast your eyes upon this! The issue of which gender has superior skills when it comes to driving and parking has been settled. Looky here...

Ruhr University in Germany has found that . . . without a doubt . . . men are better at parking than women. (!!!)

Basically, a group of researchers observed as men and women parked an Audi A6 sedan in three different ways . . . head-on, in reverse, and the dreaded parallel parking

What they found is that, overall, women take about 20 seconds longer to park their car. And even then, they're less accurate when they finally get it in the spot.

The study was led by...wait for it...a woman . Dr. Claudia Wolf downplayed the results saying, quote, "It is not as if there was a massive failing by women. It is just about parking, not the triumph of men over women."

(Sure, whatever, Doc. We win! We win!)